Santa Ko Sapne Me Ek Ladki Ne Chappal Mari 2 Din Tak Santa Bank Nahin Gaya Kyonki Bank Men Likha Tha "Hum Aapke Sapnon Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain"
Tave Pe Pada Popcorn Ucha Kyon Hai? Socho! Are Yar Thik Se Socho! Nahin Soch Paye Thik Hai Jawab Chahte Ho To Khud Baith Ke Dekh Lo Tave Par Pata Chal Jayega!
Ladki: Mera Janmadin Ka Tohfa Kaha Hai? Ladka: Rod Pe Laal Rang Ki Kar Dekh Rahi Ho? Ladki(Khushi Se): Vah! Ladka: Usi Rang Ki Nelpolish Laya Hu Tumhare Liye
78 Aashcharyajanak Satya : 1. Bharat Men 80% Log Dudh Nahi Pite 2. Yu.Ke. Men Ab Tak Judwa Bachche Paida Nahin Huee 3. Nepal Men Tiger Insaanon Ke Saath Sote Hain 4. Saap Ko Agar Hawa Men Feka Jaye To Vah 10 Sekend Tak Ud Sakta Hai 5. Zebra Ka Dil Nahin Hota 6. Bandar Chainij Juban Samajh Sakte Hain 7. Hathi Ke Dum Ke 1 Bal Se Ek Vakt Men 3 Mobile Ki Battery Charj Kar Sakte Hain 8. Ye Sab Point Galat Hain Hum Khali Baithe Time Paas Kar Rahe The Dhyan Se Padhne Ka Shukriya...Baki Aap Bhi Shear Karke Time Pas Kar Sakte Hai!
Pappu Har Station Par Utar Kar Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha Kyon? Kyonki Doctor Ne Use Lamba Safar Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha
Adhyapak: Bus Ke Driver Aur Condctor Me Kya Fark Hota Hai Pappu: Condctor Agar So Jaye To Kisi Ka Tikat Nahin Katega Aur Driver So Jaye To Sabka Tikat Kat Jayega
Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye; Jab Koi Mushkil Pad Jaaye; To To To Main Kya Karu? Harkaten Hi Tumhari Aisi Hain
Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho; Kyon Mujhse Har Baat Chupate Ho; Mera Dil Hi Toot Gaya Ye Sunkar Ki; Aap Gore Hone Ke Liye Vim Bar Se Nahate Ho
Ladka Apni Premika Se: Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota Par Maa Kasam Tum Na Hoti To Paisa Hi Paisa Hota
Din Aate Hain Din Jate Hain; Kuch Lamhe Aapke Bin Bhi Guzar Jaate Hain; Inhi Lamho Ko Samet Ke Dekhen To; Aap Jaise Nalayak Dost Bahut Yaad Aate Hain