Resipi: Ek Katora Lo Usamen Kuchh Angur Lo Ab Ek Angur Muh Me Dalo Ab Ina Dekho Dish Taiyar Dish Ka Naam: Langur Ke Muh Men Angur
Samosa Aalu Se "Jab Main Frai Hota Hu To Tumhen Dhak Kar Garam Tel Se Bacha Leta Hu Kyonki I Love You! Aalu: Jab Log Tumhen Frai Hone Ke Baad Khate Hain To Main Unka Muh Jala Deta Hu Kyonki I Love You
Line Marne Ke Bahut Se Tarike Hote Hain Jinamen Se 3 Prasiddh Hain; 1. Pencil Se 2. Pen Se 3. Markar(Marker) Se Achcha Socho Kuch Log Sharif Bhi Hote Hain Meri Tarah!
Jindagi Me Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Ki Creem Biskut Men Crem Hoti Hai Lekin Tiger Biskut Men Tiger Nahin Hota!
Uske Kadam Jahajahan Pade Hamne Wo Jagah Chum Le Aur Vo Bevfa Meri Mammi Ko Ja Ke Boli .. ... .... "Anti Aapka Banti Mitti Khata Hai"
Janvaron Ki Khasiyat: Bandar Samjhdar Kutta Vafadar Ab Aap Aage Mat Padna . . . Maan Jao . . . Mat Padho . . Gadha Wahi Karta Hai Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo!
Hum Dua Karte Hain Khuda Se Ki Wo Aap Jaisa Dost Aur Na Banaye; Ek Cartoon Jaisi Cheez Hai Hamare Paas Kahin Vo Bhi Aam Na Ho Jaye!
Kisi Aadmi Ne Apne Ek Mitra Ko Dawat Di Sara Khana Vahi Kha Gaya Ghar Wale Bhukhe Rah Gae Sabse Chhota Beta To Bhuk Ke Mare Ro Pada Uski Maa Use Chup Karati Huee Boli: "Beta Tum Akele Kyon Ro Rahe Ho Mehman Ko Jaane Do Sare Milkar Roenge!
Pahle Jamane Men Jab Koi Akela Baith Ke Hansta Tha To Log Kahte The ' Is Par Kisi Bhutapret Ka Saya Hai'! . .. ... .... Aaj Kal Jab Koi Akela Baith Ke Hansta Hai To Kahte Hain: " Mujhe Bhi Send Kariyo Bhai!
Ek Ladaka Raste Men Chaltechalte Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya Usi Vakt Vahan Se Raste Men Ek Ladaki Ja Rahi Thi Usane Ladake Ko Chhedate Hue Kaha "Apne Bade Bhai Ka Aashirwad Le Rahe Ho Kya?" Ladake Ne Jawab Diya: "Aapne Sahi Farmaya Bhabhi Ji!"
Achchhe Pati Aur Bhut Ek Jaise Hote Hain; Kyonki . .. ... Unki Baaten To Sab Karte Hain Parantu Dekha Kisi Ne Bhi Nahin Hai Aaj Tak!