Maut Aur Mohabbat To Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai . .. ... .... ..... Asli Dard To 'Slow Internet' Deta Hai!
Jara Gaur Farmaiega: Kavita Ka Naam Hai "Do Bund"! Suniye: . . . . . . . . "Tapak! Tapak!" Shukriya! Ummid Hai Ki Pasand I Hogi
Ek Ladke Ki Mangani Ek Bahut Khubsurat Ladki Se Tay Hue Vo Donon Pura Dinraat Whatsapp Pe Baat Karte Rahte The Aakhir Shadi Ke Baad Pahli Raat Ko Jab Ladke Ne Ladki Ka Ghunghat Uthaya To Bola "Tum Sach Men Bahut Khubsurat Ho Tumhen Kya Tohfa Du" Ladki Sharmai Aur Boli "Do Aap Ta Dil Tale!" Shiksha: Kya Fayda Hua Kuchh Kal Ke Paise Bachakar Kam Se Kam Ek Fon To Kar Lena Chahiye Tha Yah Hai Whatsapp Ka Natija!
Techer: Agar Tum Apne Dost Ko 500 Rupae Do Aur Usko 200 Ki Jarurat Ho To Vo Kitne Wapis Dega? Student: Kuch Bhi Nahin Techer: Kya Tumhen Ganit Nahin Aata? Student: Sar Ganit To Aata Hai Lekin Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahin Jante!
Ek Premi Apni Premika Ke Sath Kar Men Ja Raha Tha Garmiyon Ke Din The Aur Khidkiyaan Band Thi Usane Apani Premika Se Kaha: Jara Kar Ki Khidkiyan To Khol Do Bahut Garmi Hai Premika Chillai: Tumhara Dimag Kharab Hai? Is Tarah To Hamare Padosi Jaan Jayenge Ki Hamari Kar Aircondind (Airconditioned) Nahin Hai!
Adosan: Mere Ladke Ko College Men Scollership Mili Hai Main Khushi Se Fulli Nahin Sama Rahi Padosan: Mera Bhi Yahi Haal Tha Bahan Jab Mere Kutte Ko Dog Sho Men Gold Medal Mila Tha
Ladaka Aur Ladaki Hath Men Hath Dale Kahin Ja Rahe The Tabhi Ek Bachcha Aaya Aur Ladke Se Bola . .. ... "Bhaiya Kal Wali Didi Jyada Mast Thi!"
Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard; Dard Men Yakin Yakin Men Khyal; Khyal Men Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir; Tasvir Me Sirf Aap; Itna Darawna Khwab Baap Re Baap!
Vo Mudmud Kar Dekh Rahi Thi Aur Ham Unhen; Vo Mudmud Kar Dekh Rahi Thi Aur Ham Unhen; Kyonki Exam Chal Raha Tha Aur Na Unhen Kuchh A Raha Tha Na Hamen
Premika Apne Premi Se: Main Jab Bhi Tumko Fon Karti Hu Tum Shev Kar Rahe Hote Ho Tum Din Men Kitani Bar Shev Karte Ho? Premi: 15 Se 20 Bar Premika: Tum Pagal Ho Kya? Premi: Nahin Main Nai Hu
Jindagi Men Kitane Bhi Duhkh Milen Kitne Bhi Gam Milen; Apne Aansu Bah Jane Dena Unhe Rokna Mat Kyonki . .. ... Ruke Hue Pani Men Hi Maleriya Wale Macchar Ande Dete Hain
Kuch Vidyarthi Ek Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke Skool Le Ja Rahe The Yah Dekhkar Ek Bujurg Bola: Isko Chhod Do Beta Ye Khud Scool Chali Jayegi Vidyarthi: Baba Ye Hamari Techer Hai Roj Skool Se Det Par Bhag Jati Hai