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Agar Pen Gum Ho Jaye To Naya Pen Kharida Ja Sakta Hai Lekin Agar Us Pen Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Jaye To Us Dhakkan Ko Nahin Kharid Sakte Isliye Apne Doston Ka Khyal Rakhen; Kyonki Un Dhakknoon Men Kuch To Khas Baat Hoti Hai
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