Sagar Se Gahra Koi Nahin; Puja Path Se Faldayak Koi Nahin; Ab Aapki Kya Tarif Karu; Dosti Men Aap Jaisa Nalayak Koi Nahin!
Flit Ke Dauran Ek Pilat Yatriyon Ko Suchna Dene Ke Uparant Mike Band Karna Bhul Gaya Dusre Pilat Se Bola `Ab Main Pahle Ek Cofi Piyunga Fir Air Hostess Ko Kiss Karunga!` Air Hostess Jo Ki Viman Ke Andar Thi Yah Sunate Hi Mike Band Karne Ke Liye Pilat Ke Kabin Ke Or Bhagi Par Hadabad Men Fisal Kar Gir Padi Ek Bujurg Yatri Bole `Beti Aaram Se Ja Pahle Vo Coffi Piega!"
Ladki Ladke Se: Jab Aap Ladke Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karte Ho To Uska Haath Kyon Pakad Lete Ho? Ladka: Bas Apni Hifazat Ke Liye Ki Kahin Vo Thappad Na Maar De!
Agar Manjil Chahte Ho To Haunsla Buland Rakho; Agar Pyar Chahte Ho To Aitbar Sath Rakho; Aur Agar Hasna Chahte Ho To . .. ... .... ..... Daant Saaf Rakho!
Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Pe Magar Na Jane Kyon Sharmati Thi Jab Muah Khulvaya To Pata Chala Ki . .. ... .... ..... Kambakht Gutkha Khati Thi!
Do Pal Ki Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hua; Umra Bhar Gam Ke Sahare Ji Lenge; Kya Hua Jo Hamari Garlfrand Nahin; Ham Aapki Garlfrand Ke Sahare Ji Lenge
Ek Khwab Ek Khyal Ek Hakikat Ho Tum; Dosti Men Padne Wali Har Jarurat Ho Tum; Jisko Roj Ek Maisej Karna Pade Kya Yaar... . .. ... Ajib Musibat Ho Tum!
Jo Mujhe Bhul Jaye Uska: Mobile Toot Jaye Charjar Jal Jaye Sim Lock Ho Jaye Local Pe STD Ka Bill Aa Aur Ghar Pe Bhi Roming Lage
Ladki: Jaan Mujhe Aise Propos Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho Ladka: Kamini Jalil 'I Lov U'(I Love You) Mujh Se Shaadi Karke Mujhe Barbad Kar De Kambakht!
Not Asli Hai Ya Nakli Janchne Ke Liye Ye Karen: Not Ko Char Bar Fold Karen Not Ko Majbut Jagah Par Rakhe Hathaudi Ya Patthar Se Not Par Pach Chot Majbuti Se Mare Not Ko Sidha Karen Gandhi Ji Ke Chashme Ko Dhyan Se Dekhen Agar Chashma Toot Gaya Ho To Not Nakli Hai