Grah Shanti Mantra: Tum Bahut Sundar Aur Patli Lag Rahi Ho Kaam Bhi Kitna Karti Ho . . . . . . . Is Mantra Ka Ghar Men Pratidin Tinchar Baar Jaap Karne Se Parivar Men Sada Shanti Rahati Hai Aur Bole Jane Wale Is Jhut Ka Paap Bhi Nahin Lagta
Patni: Tum Har Baat Men Mere Mayke Walon Ko Bich Men Kyon Late Ho? Jo Bolna Hoo Sidha Mujhe Bola Karo Pati: Dekho Jab Tevi Men Koi Kharabi Aati Hai To Koi Tevi Ko Thode Hi Bolta Hai Gali To Kampani Wale Hi Khate Hai Na
Patni: Puja Kiya Kijiye Badi Balaen Tal Jati Hain Pati: Tumhare Pita Ji Ne Bahut Ki Hogi Unki Tal Gai Aur Mere Palle Pad Gai
Pati: Fir Bangan! Tumhen Malum Nahin Jyada Bangan Khane Se Aadmi Agale Janm Men Gadha Banta Hai Patni: Yah Baat To Tumhen Pichhle Janm Men Sochani Chahiye Thi
Pati: Aaj Khana Sasu Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya? Patni: Are Wah! Kaise Pahchana? Pati: Are Jab Tum Banati Thi To Khane Men Kaale Baal Nikalate The Aaj Safed Nikala Hai
Patni So Rahi Thi Uske Pairon Par Ek Nagin Kundali Laga Ke Baithi Thi Pati Dhire Se Bola: Das Le... Das Le... Nagin Boli: Kamine! Charan Sparsh Karne I Hu Guru Hain Hamari
Shukra Hai Sabki Biviyan Daaru Nahin Piti; Varna Jo Bin Piye Itni Bakbak Karti Hon Agar Pi Len To Duniya Hi Hila Den Pidit Pati Sangh!
Jis Ne Jald Bazi Men Shadi Ki Usne Apna Jivan Bigad Liya Vah! Vah! Vah! Vah! Aur Jisane Soch Samajh Kar Ki Usne Kaun Sa Teer Maar Liya
Shadi Se Pahle Har Shakhs Apni Hone Wali Bivi Ko Bepanah Chahta Hai Aur Shaadi Ke Baad... . . . . . . Sirf Panah Chahta Hai
Agra Ka Tajmahal Gavah Hain Is Baat Ka Ki... Aurat Jite Ji Hi Nahin Marne Ke Baad Bhi Aadmi Ki Jeb Khali Karva Sakti Hai!