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Shadishuda Logon Ka Rashtriy Gan: Jo Tumko Ho Pasand Wahi Baat Karenge Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho Raat Kahenge
Garmi Shuru Ho Rahi Hai Shadishuda Mardon Ke Liye Ek Salah: Jab Bhi Fries Se Pani Ki Botal Nikalo To Use Bhar Kar Hi Wapas Rakho Varna Lactor Paani Ki Botal Se Shuru Hoga Aur Pata Nahin Kis Botal Par Khatm Hoga Janhit Men Jari!
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Kahte Hain Jaha Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Dhokha Mile Waha Kabhi Dobara Jana Nahin Chahiye Par Kya Karen Bhai Sasural To Jana Hi Padta Hai
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