Pati: Tumne Padha? Akhbar Men Likha Hai Ki Taje Aakadon Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25% Mahilayen Mansik Rog Ke Liye Davaiyan Leti Hain Patni: To Isamen Vishesh Bat Kya Hai? Pati: Are Yah To Bahut Daraavani Khabar Hai Patni: Kyon? Pati: Iska Matlab Yah Hua Ki 75% Mahilayen Bina Davaiyan Liye Ghum Rahi Hain
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Sarkar Ne Aadesh Jari Kiya Hai Ki Chalak Purush Ho Ya Stri Dupahiya Vaahan Chaalak Ko Helmet Pahanana Anivary Yah Khabar Sunkar Patni Ne Almari Kholi Aur Boli "He Bhagwan! Ab Itne Sare Maching Helmet Kharidne Padenge" Pati Ne Activa Hi Bech Di
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