Ab Kitno Ka Naam Len Apni Barbadi Men; Kyonki... . . . . . . . . . . Bahut Se Log Aaye The Hamari Shadi Men
Patni: Aap Bahut Bhole Ho Aapko Koi Bhi Aasani Se Fasa Deta Hai Pati: Ha Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Shuruaat Tere Baap Ne Hi Ki Thi
Aapke Andar Ka Janwar Ek Samay Ke Baad Hi Bahar Aata Hai Jaise Shadi Ke Baad Hi Pata Chalta Hai Ki Aap Kaun Ho . . . . . . . . . . Sher Ya Chuha
Jindagi Men Hamesha Khush Raho Gate Raho Muskurate Raho Taki Kisi Ko Pata N Chale Ki... . . . . . . . . . . Tum Shadishuda Ho
Bivi Ko Samjhana Matlab : 32 GB Ka Koi Ek Vidio Dounlod Karna Aur 31.5 GB Pura Hone Ke Baad Aakhir Men Error Dikhana
Jab Insan Ke Pap Ka Ghada Bhar Jata Hain Tab Usaki Mrityu Ho Jati Hai Aur Jab Insan Ki Khushiyon Ka Ghada Bhar Jata Hai Tab... . . . . . . . . . . Uski Shadi Ho Jati Hai
Vaise Aurat Ki Dileri Ka Andaza Aadmi Ko Shadi Ke Usi Vakt Laga Lena Chahiye Jab Ek Aadmi Use Lene Sau Aadmiyon Ki Barat Lekar Jaata Hai Aur Vo 'Sherni' Udhar Se Akeli Chali Aati Hai
Jab Koi Naya Shaadishuda Aadmi Khush Hota Hai To Uska Karan Sabko Pata Hota Hai; Par Jis Aadmi Ki Shadi Ko 10 Saal Ho Gae Hon Aur Vo Khush Ho To Sab Uska Karan Janna Chahte Hain
Patni Ne Ambulance Bulane Ke Liye Fon Kiya Operator: Aapko Ambulance Kis Liye Chahiye? Patni: Mere Pair Ki Ungali Table Se Takra Gayi Operator: To Iske Liye Aap Ambulance Bulana Chahti Hain? Patni: Nahin Ambulance To Mere Pati Ke Liye Hai Use Hansna Nahin Chahiye Tha
Bhasha Ka Fark Dekhiye Agar Patni Ko Hindi Men Kaho Ki Vah Hatyarin Lag Rahi Hai To Raat Ka Khana Nahin Milega Lekin Agar Aapne Urdu Men Kaha Ki Katil Lag Rahi Hai To Shaam Ki Chay Pakodon Ke Sath Milegi
Patni: Tumne Khana Khaya? Pati: Tumne Khana Khaya? Patni: Tum Meri Nakal Kar Rahe Ho? Pati: Tum Meri Nakal Kar Rahe Ho? Patni: Chalo Shopping Karne Chalte Hain Pati: Ha Maine Khana Kha Liya