Gin Kar Laye The Jitane Sukoon Ke Pal Khuda Se; Sare Bacha Le Jaunga Vapas . . . . . . . . . Shaadi Jo Ho Gayi Hai
Jante Ho Videshon Men Talak Lena Bahut Hi Aasan Hai . . . . . . . . . Tabhi To Vahan Ladkiyan Shadi Ke Samay Roti Nahin Hain
Pati Ko Aasman Ki Taraf Patthar Fenkte Hue Dekh Patni Boli "Ye Tum Har Roj Upar Hava Men Patthar Kyon Marte Rahte Ho?" Pati: Kahte Hai Na Jodiyan Upar Waala Bana Kar Bhejta Hai Isliye
Kitni Ajib Duniya Hai Jaha "Aurten Dusri Auraton Ki Shikayaten Kartekarte Nahin Thakti Jabki Purush Dusri Auraton Ki Tarif Karte Nahin Thakte"
Ek Aadmi Ki Bivi Ek Hafte Se Lapata Thi Pulis: Aapke Liye Ek Bahut Buri Khabar Hai Aadmi Bhagata Hua Gaya Aur Bivi Ka Sara Saman Kabadi Wale Se Wapas Lekar Aaya
Patipatni Ke Beech Ladai Hui To Patni Bajar Ja Kar Jahar Li Aur Kha Gayi Lekin Vo Mari Nahi Bimar Ho Gai Pati (Gusse Se): Sau Baar Kaha Hai Chijen Dekh Kar Kharida Karo Paise Bhi Gae Aur Kam Bhi Nahi Hua
Chale To The Doston Ka Pura Kafila Lekar; Par Kuch 'Juda' Ho Gae Aur Kuch 'Khuda' Ho Gae; Kuch 'Gumshuda' Ho Gae To Kuch . . . . . . . . 'Shadishuda' Ho Gae
Patni: Atal Ji Ko Bharat Ratn Kyon Mil Raha Hai? Unhonne Aisa Kya Kiya Hai? Pati: Pagli Unhonne Shadi Nahin Ki Isliye
Ek Pati Ka Sachcha Confession: Main Har Roz Apni Bivi Ka Rashifal Yah Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhta Hu Ki . . . . . . . . Mera Aaj Ka Din Kaisa Gujarane Wala Hai!
Patni: Aaj Khane Me Kya Banau Indian Continanal Ya Chaynie? Pati: Pahle Tum Bana Lo Naam Hum Khane Ki Shakl Dekh Kar Rakh Lenge