Patni: Kash Main Ek Kitaab Hoti To Kitna Achchha Hota! Kam Se Kam Aap Mujhe Har Samay Padhte Rahte Pati: Kitab Nahin Balki Jantri Hoti Tanki Har Saal Main Tumhe Badal To Sakta!
Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai Ab Pesh Hai Naye Andaz Men: Patni Ghar Ki Rani Hai Karti Apni Manmani Hai Kam Batao To Chidh Jayegi Shopping Karao To Khil Jayegi
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Se: Itane Udaas Kyon Ho? Aadmi: Patni Se Jhagada Hua Tha Usne Kaha Ki Vo Mujh Se 30 Din Baat Nahin Karegi Dost: To Fir Itne Udas Kyon Ho? Tumhe To Khush Hona Chahiye Aadmi: Aaj Aakhiri Din Hai Na Isiliye!
Patni: Hamari Padosan Har Mahine Apane Pati Ke Sath Ghumne Jati Hai Aap Bhi Kabhi Le Jaya Karo Pati: Maine Teen Chaar Baar Kaha Hai Lekin Wo Manti Hi Nahin
Arenge Marij Ki Paribhasha: Bika Hua Mal Wapis Nahin Hoga Lav Marij Ki Paribhasha: Pahle Istemal Karen Fir Vishwas Karen
Shadi Ek Aisa Din Hai Jab Dulha Sta Par Apni Dulhan Ke Sath Baithe Hue Dusri Ladkiyon Ko Dekh Kar Sochata Hai 'Ye Sab Aaj Se Pahle Kahan Mar Gai Thi'!
Dukhi Patni: Pata Nahin Tum Jua Khelna Kab Chhodoge? Agar Bhul Se Bhi Tumne Koi Ravivar Ghar Par Bita Diya To Maare Khushi Ke Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Jayegi Yah Sunkar Pati Ne Pucha: Sach Ravivar Kab Hai?
Patni: Agar Main Mar Gai To Kitane Dinon Ke Bad Dobara Shadi Karoge? Pati: Mahangai Ka Jamana Hai Isliye Koshish Yahi Karunga Ki Chauthe Ke Sathsath Hi Shaadi Ki Reseption Adjust Ho Jaye!
Patni Apne Pati Se: Aap Vakil Ho Na To Batao Ki Umra Kaid Se Badi Koi Saza Hoti Hai Kya? Pati: Ha Hoti Hai Na Main Itne Saalon Se Bhugat To Raha Hu
Pati Thake Hare Daftar Se Ghar Laute To Patni Se Bole: Kaskar Bhuk Lagi Hai Aaj Kya Milega Khane Ko? Patni Boli: Jo Pasand Ho Matar Panir Ki Sabji Rayta Bharvan Parantha Papad Aadi Jo Kisi Hotal Men Chalkar Khae Ja Sakte Hain Ya Fir Udad Ki Dal Jo Mujhse Jal Gai Hai
Patni Apne Pati Se: Doctor Ne Mujhe Ek Mahine Ka Aaram Aur Kisi Hillstation Par Jane Ko Kaha Hai Ham Kaha Jayenge? Pati: Kisi Dusre Doctor Ke Paas