Patni Apne Pati Se: Shadi Ke Shuru Men Khana Banati Thi To Aap Mujhe Jyada Khilate The Aur Khud Kam Khate The Par Ab Aisa Kyon Nahin? Pati: Kyonki Ab Tumhen Khana Banana A Gaya Hai
Dusari Shadi Karne Ke 4 Tarike . . . . . . . Kamine Bahut Speed Men Niche Aa Ho; Pahle Ek Shadi Ko To Handal Kar Lo
Patni Ne Ambulance Bulane Ke Liye 102 Par Call Kiya Operator: Aapko Kya Samasya Hai? Patni: Mere Pair Ki Ungali Cofi Table Se Takra Gai Hai Operator Hanste Hue: Aur Is Ke Liye Aap Ambulance Bulana Chahti Hain? Patni: Nahin Ambulance To Mere Pati Ke Liye Hai Use Hansna Nahin Chahiye Tha
Baba Ramdev Kahte Hain Acchi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Kabu Karen Ab Baba Ko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Logon Se Bivi Kabu Nahin Hoti Sas Par Kaise Kabu Karen!
Pati Patni Men Bhaynkar Vak Yuddh Hua Pati Ne Kodh Men Akar Kaha: "Mai Pati Pad Se Istifa Deta Hu"A Patni Ne Jawab Diya: "Vaikalpik Vyavastha Hone Tak Pad Par Bane Rahiye"A
Pati: Har Subah Jab Meri Aak Khulti Hai To Main Prarthana Karta Hu Ki Bhagwan Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni De Patni(Khush Hokar): Achchha! Pati: Han Aakhir Main Akela Hi Dukhi Kyon Rahu?
Pati Sari Rat Gaayab Rahane Ke Bad Subah Jab Ghar Pahucha To Patni Ne Gusse Se Kaha: Ab Subah Ke Saat Baje Ghar Kyon Aa Ho ? Pati Ne Jawab Diya: Nashta Karne Ke Liye
Patni(Pati Se): Kyon Ji! Kya Ye Sach Hai Ki Iss Mausam Ki Chandni Raton Men Samajhdar Log Bhi Pagal Ho Jate Hain? Pati Ne Aah Bharte Hue Kaha: Han Yah Sach Hai! Aise Hi Mausam Ki Ek Chandani Rat Men Maine Tumko Propos Kiya Tha
Jin Nazron Se Ham Aisi Garmi Men "Child Biar" Ko Dekhte Hain; Agar Unhi Nazron Se Apni Garlfrend/Bivi Ko Dekhen To Brakap/Talak Ki Naubat Kabhi Nahin Aag!
Patni Ardhangini Hoti Hai . .. ... Kripya Use Aadhi Jankari Hi Den Is Se Jivan Ke Aadhe Kasht Kam Ho Jayenge
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Kaha: Tum Mujhe Pahle Jaisa Pyar Nahin Karte Shadi Se Pahle To Tum Pados Ki Chh Se Kudkar Mujhse Milne Aate The Pati: Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chh Se Kood Jaaun