Pati: Ofis Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Tha Aur Patni Khana Paka Rahi Thi Pati (Gusse Men) Bola: Aji Main Kahta Hu Ki Khana Kab Taiyar Hoga? Patni: Do Ghante Se Kah To Rahi Hu Ki 10 Minat Men Taiyar Ho Jayega
Patni: Aaj To 5 Rupaye Ke 3 Pyaj Mil Gae Pati (Utsahit Hote Hue) Bola: Vo Kaise? Patni: 5 Rupaye Ka 1 Usane Diya 1 Mai Uthakar Bhag Gai Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Fenk Ke Mara To Vo Bhi Utha Li
Patni: Aapke Barthde Ke Liye Itna Mahanga Sut Liya Hai Ki Puch Mat Pati: Shukra Hai Tumhen Mera Khyal To Aaya Lao Dikhao Patni: Abhi Pahankar Aati Hu
Patni: Shadi Ke Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Mujhe Jyada Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Kyon Nahin Karte? Pati: Kyonki Ab Tumhen Khana Banana A Gaya Hai
Patni: Maine Bees Somvaar Ke Upvaas Kiye Tab Jakar Tumhen Paya Pati: Yah Sab Nahin Karti To Kya Hota? Patni: Tumse Bhi Koi Gaya Gujra Milta
Pati: Ka Log Apna Janmdin Aksar Bhul Jate Hain Magar Shadi Ki Tarikh Nahin Bhulate Aisa Kyon? Patni: Duhkh Ki Ghatna Bahut Dinon Tak Yad Rahati Hai
Patni: Tum Hamesha Mera Photo Apne Batue Men Kyon Rakhte Ho? Pati: Jab Bhi Koi Samasya Hoti Hai Main Tumhara Photo Dekh Leta Hun Aur Samasya Door Ho Jati Hai Patni (Itraate Huye: Dekha Main Tumhare Liye Kitni Chamatkari Hun Pati: Han! Main Tumhara Foto Dekhta Hun Fir Apne Aapse Puchhta Hun Ki Kya Koi Samasya Isse Badi Bhi Hai?
Pati: Baba Meri Bivi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai Uska Koi Hal Bataao Baba: Beta Agar Bivi Ka Koi Hal Hota To Aaj Main Malang Na Hota
Kashmir Aur Bivi Men Kya Samanta Hai? Vaise To Donon Hi Samasya Hain Par Padosi Nazar Daale To Gussa Aata Hai
Patni Pati Se "College Ke Bare Men Tumhara Koi Katu Anubhav Hai?" Pati: Ha Tumhari Aur Aur Meri Pahli Mulakat College Men Hi To Hui Thi
Pati: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Patni: Kaun Sa Fayda? Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunahon Ki Saza Jiteji Mil Gai