Patni: Aapke Janmdin Ke Liye Itna Mast Sut Liya Hai Ki Puchho Mat Pati: Shukar Hai Tumhen Mera Khyal To Aaya Lao Dikhao Patni: Abhi Pahan Ke Aati Hu
Macchar Aur Makkhi Ki Ho Gai Shadi; Pahli Hi Raat Ho Gai Machar Ki Barbadi; Kahta Hai Ki Meri Kismat Hi Khoti Hai; Makkhi Raat Ko Gudnite Laga Ke Soti Hai
Pati Aur Chay Ki Patti Ke Bich Samanata: Donon Ke Nasib Me Jalna Aur Ubalna Likha Hai Aur Vo Bhi Aurton Ke Hathon Se
Patni: Suno Ji Agar Tumhaare Baal Isi Raftaar Se Jhadte Rahe To Main Tumhen Talak De Dungi Pati: He Bhagwan ! Aur Main Pagal Inko Bachane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha
Patni: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Meri Shadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota? Pati: Nahin Maine Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahin Socha!
Shadi Ke Baad Pati Kaise Badalte Hai Jara Gaur Kijiye: Pahle Sal: Priy Sambhalkar Udhar Gaddha Hain Dusre Sal: Are Yaar Dekh Ke Udhar Gaddha Hain Tisre Saal: Dikhta Nahin Udhar Gaddha Hain Chothe Saal: Andhi Hain Kya? Gaddha Nahin Dikhta? Panchve Saal :Are Udhar Kidhar Marne Ja Rahi Hain Gaddha To Idhar Hain!
Patni: Suno Ji Jis Pandit Ne Hamari Shaadi Karwai Thi Vo Gujar Gae Pati: Sab Karni Ka Fal Hai Papon Ka Anjaam Bhugatna To Padega Hi
Sheron Ke Yaha Shadi Thi Tagda Wala Dans Chal Raha Tha Dans Men Ek Kutta Bhi Mast Hokar Nach Raha Tha Achanak Ek Sher Ki Nigah Us Par Padi To Usne Pucha: 'Ki Tum Sheron Ki Shadi Men Kaise'? Kutta Nachte Hue Bola: Bhai Shadi Se Pahle Ham Bhi Sher Hua Karte The!
Pati: Main Bada Bevkuf Tha Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Ki Patni: Main Yah Jaanti Thi Magar Samajhati Thi Ki Shayad Tum Sudhar Jaoge!
Bas Ke Get Par Latke Huye Musaafiron Se Condctor Ne Kaha "Bhaiyo Andar Ho Jao Is Tarah Get Par Latkana Aapki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai" Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar N Hua To Condctor Gusse Men Bola: Tumhen Tumhari Patni Ki Kasam Andar Ho Jao . .. ... Itna Sunte Hi Jo Musafir Siton Par Baithe The Ve Bhi Get Par Aakar Latak Ge!
6 Maah Baad Bhi Apni Bivi Ke Kabr Par Rote Hue Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Maulavi Ko Dekh Ek Shakhs Kah Utha: "Ya Allah...Itni Mohabbat!" Maulavi Aur Jor Se Gidgidate Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Bole:"Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Kambakht Do Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai!"