Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. he wrote: drive carefully! don't kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!
Tintumon: i was feeling so sleepy this morning that i tossed a coin to decide whether i should attend class or go back to bed. dundumon: so, what did you finally do? tintumon: i had to toss 10 times before i could finally go back to bed.
The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers. “yes,” he says. “my daddy taught me.” “can you tell me what comes after three?” “four” “what comes after six?” “seven” “very good,” says the teacher. “your father did a very fine job. what comes after ten?” “a jack,” answers tintumon…
Tintu mon: dad, there is a small pta meeting @ school 2mrw.. dad: wat do u mean by ’small’ pta meeting ? tintu mon: ya, just u, me & d principal.!!! ;-)
I like to walk in the rain, so nobody sees me crying – charlie chaplin. i like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – tintumon
Teacher: imagine u r a millionaire. write ur life history. tintumon: didn’t write. teacher: why are you not writing? tintumon : i’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
Teacher – your chemistry exercise was bad, i told you to write it 20 times. you’ve written it only 10 times. tintumon – is it ma’am.? guess my maths is also bad.!
Prove juice=soap tintumon: frm newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma. nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides. then,fa=maa. fa is a soap and maa is juice hence proved.
Tintumon: 'twinkle twinkle little bar, how i wonder what a bar, quarter rate are up so high, drink a rum with chicken fry'
Common thing kunjumon- ”whats common between girlfriend and a bubble gum?? tintumon-”at first they are both soft then sticky….. ”
Men first father- ”why did god create the man first and only afterwards the woman? tintumon-”to give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!