Tintu mon invented new style of proposing: tintumon : can i take ur photo? chuchumol : y? tintu: just wanted 2 show my kid tat how mom looked in her young age.
Kuttumon-”the reason why most of the men prefer to kiss women’s lips..?? tintumon- ”thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”
Tintu: honey, i invited a friend home for dinner. wife: what? are you crazy? the house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and i can’t cook meal. tintu: i know all that. wife: then why did you invite the friend? tintu: because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
Customer : everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. how wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today. tintumon: sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. how wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
If earth starts rotating 30 times faster than now, what will happen? tintumon: we will get salary daily...!
Tintumon called fm radio & said “ i’ve found a purse with rs.15000/- a credit card & an id card of mr.mani, no.13,halls rd,kannur …. radio jocky : how honest ….so you want to return his purse…? tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…