Pinky: mom, i want some fresh air. can i go for a walk? jeeto: yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 pm!
Jeeto: my husband is like jesus during weekends. preeto: that's a great compliment for a husband. jeeto: it's not a compliment. it's because he disappears on friday evening and then re-emerges only on sunday night!
Pappu: mom, didi ko sab log 'maal' kahte hein, aapko kyu nahi?" jeeto: beta, shaadi se pehle mein bhi maal thi, tere papa ne 'l' ghis ghis kar, 'maa' bana diya!
Jeeto and preeto were engaged in gossip. jeeto: yesterday, i was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me. preeto: then what happened? jeeto: he could console me only 2 times!
Santa: you women should come with instructions. jeeto: no use. have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
Pappu: aaj kal paanv zameen par nahi padte mere! jeeto: padne bhi nahi chahiye... abhi poncha lagaya hai!
Jeeto went to swim in bra and panty. the attendant said, "m'am, a 2-piece costume is not allowed here." jeeto asks, "which one shall i take off?"
Preeto: my husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning. jeeto: my husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!