After studying for 30 mins: pappu: i can't study anymore. jeeto: lagta hai teri body mein vitamin chappal ki kami ho gayi hai!
Preeto: how do you manage your husband so well? jeeto: i give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
Santa: darling, i have to confess that when i'm having sex with you, i sometimes think about other women. jeeto: you bastard... when i have sex with other men, i always think about you!
Jeeto: when i'm angry at my husband, i count to ten. preeto: so that it calms you down? jeeto: no, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
Jeeto: kya hua tere phone ko? pappu: kharab ho gaya hai... kitni baar bolun? jeeto: bolta reh... achha lag raha hai sun kar!
Santa: that's the fifth time i've had to replace the clutch on this car. jeeto: don't blame me for that. i never use it!
Jeeto and preeto are shopping together at the supermarket. when they get to the vegetables, jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "you know, preeto, these remind me of santa's balls." jeeto, impressed says, "hmm, that big, huh?" "no", jeeto answers. "that dirty!"
In a divorce court jeeto requested the judge: "your honor, i want to divorce my husband, santa." "but why?" asked the judge. jeeto: because he is not faithful to me. judge: how do you know? jeeto: my lord, not a single child resembles him!
Jeeto: my daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test. preeto: omg! jeeto: i'm so glad i have clever kids!
Jeeto: communication is the most important thing in a relationship. santa: true, so tell me what's wrong? jeeto: nothing!
Santa: why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them? jeeto: it's just to remind you what i'm capable of!