Santa: 3baTeacher think that i m a god! banta: what? santa: whenever i went 2 school.. teacher says''''oh god! u com again?'
Santa to banta : why are you laughing ? banta : because today is i am very happy . santa: why are you happy ? banta: because i am laughing . ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. the driver adjusted the mirror. banta shouted, you are trying to see my wife, sit back. i will drive. :d:p
Teacher 2 santa : can u give me the formula of water? santa : h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o tchr : where did u get that from? santa : u only told the formula of water is h to o (h2o)
I waited all night again this year and yet again santa didn't show up. i'm beginning to suspect that he ain't real.
Santa : mummy did u see me before i was born? santa k mother : ño. santa : then how did u recognize me after my birth?
Santa: i am so miser (kanjoos) that, i went alone for my honeymoon and, saved half the money. banta: that is nothing, i saved full money. i sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
One day santas girlfriend asks him, one day santas girlfriend asks him, darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring? santa:ya sure, give me ur telephone no.
Santa : dad, you will soon become a rich man. santa k dad : how? santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to convert paise in2 rupees.
Santa-oye!what r u doing? banta-recording this baby’s voice. santa-why? banta- when he grows up, i shall ask him what he meant by this.
Santa fell in love. banta: dude wat did u see in her..? santa: her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it !!
While walking in the highlands santa fell down a deep hole. banta: r u ok? santa: yeah! banta: did u break anything? santa: no, there's nothing down here.