Santa was weeping at a grave, "why did you die? why did you die? your death ruined my life." . banta: for whom do you mourn so deeply? a child? a parent? wife? or girlfriend ? . santa: my wifes first husband.
Santa went to court judge: "order ! order !" santa: "1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli & 1 cold-drink !" judge: "shut up !" santa:"no,no..7-up!
Santa: nurse main tumse pyar karta hu nurse: english me bolo santa: i love u sister nurse: ok brother i love you too...
In n african safari, a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife. . wife-shoot him! shoot him! . santa-yes yes. im changing d battery of my camera......
Santa, his wife with son and daughter went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." i am santa.. and this is santnee … this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!"
Santa sent sms to his boss: me sick, no work. boss sms back: when i am sick i kiss my wife try it. two hours later santa sms 2 boss: me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
Santa saw a beautiful girl, he went and kissed her. girl: stupid what r u doing? santa: b.com final year.
A house was on fire with 25 people inside. santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. but he was jailed. why? bcoz all 6 were firemen..
Banta saw an air hostess wearing a badge on d left side bearing d name tina... he said, thats cute... whatever u named d other one?...