Santa, the film producer, planned a remake of the classic english film, the good, the bad and the ugly in hindi . santa named it – main, meri biwi aur uski maan.
Interviewer: just imagine, you are in 8th floor, it caught fire, how will you escape? santa: its very simple, i will stop my imagination..!! li
A man to santa: your friend is kissing your wife in your home. santa rushes home n come back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: he's not my friend.
Banta owned a factory. he issued orders that only married men would be employed. friend asks: why this ? bant reply: because married men are more obedient.
Banta:" what is difference between coffee shop & wine shop..??? . . . santa:" coffee shop is the starting point of love.. & wine shop is ending or last point of love..:p :o :d
Santa on phone: doctor my wife is pergnant. she is having pain right now. doctor: is this her first child? santa: no this is her husband speaking.
Banta: why do women love shoes so much? santa: because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit.
A lady calls santa for repairing door bell. santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. lady calls again, santa replies' i'm coming daily since 4 days i prees the bell but no one come out.
Santa was surfing on the net. he got a message,"page 404 not found". santa: there's some virus in my computer. pappu: what happened? santa: but i wasn't even looking for "page 404" and they keep showing the message about it.
What is a girlfriend? russian:a cigrate when finished drop it. . irish:a bottle of wine when empty break it. . santa: an audio cassette when side a is finished use side b. .
Santa asks priest: why did god make women so beautiful? priest: so that you will love them. santa thinks for a short time... santa: but why did god make them so dumb? priest: so that they will love you.