Tamilian calls up santa & says: tamil therimaa?? (meaning: do u know tamil?) santa gets angry & replies: hindi tera baap!!
Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. komal! with lots of confusion, he asked her.. “doosra waala kadak hai kya”?
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: sala! dara diya..!
Girl to santa tumhare bina mera zee nahi lagta.. santa: zee nahi lagta toh, sony ya star plus laga le..!! ye ladkiya bhi na.
Waiter: ur bill sir. santa: take my card. waiter: but sir, this is ration card. santa: to phir bahar kya majaak me likha hai.. all cards are accepted.
Santa banta ne hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. thodi der latakne ke baad santa neeche gir gaya. hindi teacher: thak gaye kya? santa: nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.
Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??
Santa banta looking at an egyptian mummy. santa: look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! banta: aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: bc-1760!!
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. hum dono sath mein pete the. achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. biwi: ab kya hua… santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa (on phone): maa, khushkhabri hai! maa: bolo beta. santa: hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. maa: badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. santa: na ladka, na ladki. maine doosri shaadi karli.
Banta: truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? santa: ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya ha
Translation from hindi to english, "khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". santa: due to happiness, his chest became breast