Santa: woh ladki kitni sundar hai! banta: mujhe uska naam pata hai. santa: kya naam hai uska? banta: woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "chaalu khaata"
Shadi me joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli- mein to 1100 lungi 2nd sali- mein to 2100 lungi piche se santa bola: 2310 lelo usme bluetooth aur fm bhi he
Santa public toilet me gaya aur 1 ghante baad nikla.. bahar baitha jamadaar bola 20 rupee santa- saale toilet me baitha tha, cyber cafe mein nahi..
Santa: kaam wali shanti ko bulao! wife: kyu? santa: doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki… tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai. santa: maine kha to tha ki… shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!
Teacher: chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. santa: neil amstrong. teacher: aur doosra…. santa: bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. langda thodi tha woh.
Santa-banta ki khub pitai hui… par kyu ? . . . kyu ki.. dono bday party mein muft ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur kehne lage: hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
Titanic was sinking, santa- how much d earth is far 4m here? banta- 1kmetr… santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..? banta- downward…
Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to ring mastar ne kaha aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, santa- zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
Santa cricket khel kar aaya.. banta: kitne run banaye? santa: century hone me 99 run baki the or mai out ho gaya. banta: shit yaar so close!
Santa: me bada hokar air force me jaunga. mom: mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? santa:me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb phek dunga
Lady beggar: a bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? lady: wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai