Banta: jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. santa: kamaal hai! sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Santa and teachar tea:chor chori kar ke bhag gaya is ka future tense batavo clever santa : (shoch ke) kal chor jail jaye ga.
Santa goes to buy a underwear! on choosing one he asks: how much for this? shopkeeper: rs 500 santa: arey bhai daily wear dikhaao.! party wear nahi chahiye!
Santa ke lips jale hue thay! banta: kaise jale.? santa: wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha..! banta: to.? santa: khusi ke mare, train ke engine ko choom liya.!!!
Banta: ye chaku kyu ubaal rahe ho.? santa: suicide karne ke liye! banta: to fir ubaalne ki kya zarurat hai.? santa: kahi infection na ho jaye!
Dr: aapke biwi ab sirf 2 din ke mehman hai, santa: sorry ke koi baat nhi hai doctar saab, jab 20 saal nikal gye to 2 din hi nikal he jayenge!
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya dr: aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. santa ne apna sir pakda. dr: kya hua santa: kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha khudkushi paap hai zulm hai gunah hai buzdili hai pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko goli maarle!
Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola: mitha hai kya? dukandar bola: nahi, kyu kya h ye? santa: docter ne bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! wo check krane aya tha. :-p
Anta: yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai banta: are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.