Mareez nurse se sis.paani pilao nurse: kya pyas lagi hai, mareez: nahi gala cheqe karna hai k kahi leak to nahi hai..
Boss : jab maine tumhe job se nikala h, tab se tum roz mere gharke samne potty kyu kar jate hi, santa: aapko ye batane k liye ki mai bhukho nahi mar raha
Dr. 2 patient's friend-agar 1 hour pehle le aate to hum issebacha lete santa-abe, half n hr pehle to accident huwa hai,1 hr pehle kaise le aata.
Santa:marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chaiye? banta:birla white cement. santa kyon? banta : kyonki is cement me jaan hai
Santa galti se samndar me gir gaya... doobte doobte uske hathmai fish mili usey pakad bahar feka or bola ja tu to apni jaanbachale.
Santa at an interview in an it company. manager: do you know ms office? santa: if you give me the address, i will go there sir.
Santa:i was stuck in elevator for three hours due toelectric failure banta: i was worse off. i was stuck on escalator for 5 hours
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain. banta child - how? santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakadlete hain !
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house 1st: jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi 2nd:to kya? 1st: arre bevakoof, menu card padha hot coffee rs.20 & cold coffee rs.40
Banta cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. santa : tu pipe laga kar cig q pe raha hai banta: doctor ne kaha, cig-bidi se dur rehna.
Banta:kal mujhe 10 logo ne peeta santa:phir tune kya kiya banta:maine kha saalon aik aik karke ao santa:phir banta:phir kya saalone aik aik karke dubaara peeta