Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate? ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
1 baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h? chor ne jawaab dia . . . . . . teen saal qaid
Mai saabit kar sakta hun apko english zabaan samajh nahi ati... up up up bas sabit hua apko 'up' ka matlab nahi malum warna aap neechenahi aatey
Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota? banta: raat mein candle light mein tv dekhna padta tha
Santa ko uske sasur jute se mar raha tha banta:kyu mar rahe ho sasur-iski biwi ne hospital se sms kiya tum baap ban gye hoisne apne sare friends ko forward kardiya
Santa: 1glass juice de fight hone wali h ek glass pine k baad 1glass or de fight hone wali h juice wala:very excited,fight kab hone wali h santa:jab tu paise mangega
Teacher santa se koi aisa jumla banao jis mai 'magar' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,, santa:- "wo mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!! 'magar' 'magar'
Santa ne apne 6 saal ke bete ki party rakhi, kisine pucha 6month ke baby ka b'day kaise? santa:- hum engineer semester systemko follow karte hai...
Santa goes to petrol pump.. read notice: don't use mobile here. santa ne mobile nikala aur sabko phone kiya "call mat karnamain petrol pump par hu..."
Santa:- tu office mein sher bankar ghumta hai to tujhe ghar mein kya ho jata hai? banta:-sher to ghar mein bhi rehta hun bas uper "durga maa"sawar ho jaati hai.
Banta:dr mujhe loos motion ho rahe hai. doctor:kitni patle. banta: itne patle ki samaj lo aap uuse gagare kar sakte hai.
Ramlila se hanuman tha farar, role ke liye fit kia ek sardar, jo tha bahut hi kamal, ped se chalang mar ka bola, jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...