Santa visits mysore palace. guide: please don’t sit there, this is tipu sultan’s chair. santa: don’t worry, i will get up when he comes.
Jeeto yelled at santa: u're gonna be really sorry! i'm going to leave you! santa: make up your mind! which one is it going to be?
Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. he went home and told his wife in new style “you will sleep with a manager today.” wife fell unconscious.
Santa: doctor, when i take a bath i get wet. doctor: ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.
Santa: my boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends. jeeto: my boy is past that. he wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.
Jeeto: why have you increased the speed of the car? santa: break has failed. we should reach home before accident.
Santa: yr teeth r like stars. girl: awww...thanks. r dey that pretty? santa: no, dey r far apart from each other.
Teacher: which was the first silent film in urdu? pappu: if the film was silent, how could you know it was in urdu!
Guddi: i am in love with the neighbor so i am running away with him. santa: thanks, you have saved my money & time. guddi: dad, i am reading the letter left by mom!
Pappu: dad, why doesn't law permit us to have more than one wife? santa: when you get married son, you'll realize that law is on our side.
Pappu: papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...mera vyaah karwa deo. santa: marzi aa teri, puttar... inj rull ya unj rull!