Santa- yaar jaldi uth bhukamp aa raha hai sara ghar hil raha hai. banta .. abe' soja soja' ghar girega to makan malik ka humto kiraye daar hai
Santa: mene kal sania mirza se phone pe baat ki banta: that’s great yaar.. usne kya kahaa..?? santa: usne kaha wrong number (r.b) ..........
Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? santa bola : wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko ba karwaunga fir ma fir phdkarwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Slam book filled by santa. 1.strength:my wife,jeeto. 2.weakness:banta' s wife,preeto. 3.oppurtunity: when banta is on tour. 4.threat:when i am on tour...
Santa ne blade se girlfriend ka naam apne haat par likkha & 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga, banta: kyun ro rahe ho? santa: abey, spelling galat ho gai hai...
Santa-evrest pe dekha,3 baba baithe the or tambaku ragad rhe the santa-baba ye kya h ? baba-masala! santa-o teri ki, evrest masale aap banate ho ?
Santa 2 banta - yaar mujhe tennis ke baare me bahut jayadajankari hai! chahia kuch bhe puck le. . . . . . . . . . banta-accaha to ye bata ki tennis ke net me kitne chhed hotehai.
Wife: shadi se pehle mera figure bilkul pepsi ke bottle ki tarah tha. husband: wo to ab bhi hai, farq sirf itna hai k pehle bottle 300ml ki thi ab 2ltr ki hai.
Santa ko loose motion ho gaya, wo dr. ke paas gaya. dr.- kaisi potty aa rahi hei ? santa- patli. dr.- kitni patli ? santa- itni ki aap usse kulla kar sakte hei.
Sanat k pas 1 kauva tha wo bahot mulayam tha to usne apne kauveka nam kya rakhahoga ? ? ?...... microsoft (my- crow -soft) ise kahte hai technical msg.