Santa: archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female. jeeto: how do they know, it's a woman's jaw? santa: it was still moving.
Banta: santa where were u born? santa: punjab. banta: which part? santa: stupid, the whole of the body was born in punjab.
Santa & banta got tired of mobile bills & decide 2 use pigeons. one day a pigeon reaches banta without a message. banta writes to santa angrily and says, "santa, was this a missed call?"
Jeeto: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. santa: yes darling, i still do. the only difference is earlier it was like 300ml bottle now it's like a 1.5 liter bottle.
Jeeto: i wish i was a newspaper, so i'd be in ur hands all day. santa: i too wish that u were a newspaper, so i cud have a new one everyday.
Salesman: sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%. santa: that's great, i'll take two of them.
Santa: i am feeling that i have got bird flu. banta: how do you know? santa: i feel like flying today.
Dr: what is your weight? banta: with the glasses, 75 kg. dr: and without glasses? banta: i cannot see.
Santa: we are all in the same game just different levels. dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
Banta: what is the difference between liability & asset? santa: a drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girl is an asset!
Santa to boss: sir, banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears. boss: oh no! i told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes.