Santa to his boss: i'm sorry. i just assumed that if you wanted this project done quickly, you wouldn't have assigned it to me.
Santa to banta: i wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken's butt and think, "that looks tasty, i'm gonna eat that".
Santa: why is your mother sitting so silently today. pappu: nothing dad, she asked for lipstick. i heard 'fevi stick'. santa: god bless you, my son!
Santa: it is very difficult to understand why god creates beautiful women & then turns them into neighbours' wives.
Yoga teacher to jeeto: has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? jeeto: yes, an amazing funny effect! now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Santa and banta were driving to disney land. the sign board said "disney land left". so they turned back home in anguish!
Santa: why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? banta: i give up. santa: stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.
Banta: what do you call a man who was born in ludhiana, lived in delhi and died in mumbai? santa: dead.
Santa: doc, i think i`m getting senile. several times lately, i have forgotten to zip up. dr: that`s not senility. senility is when you forget to zip down!