Banta: what are you going to do today? santa: nothing. banta: you did that yesterday. santa: yes, but i wasn't finished.
Santa misses bus. he chases it and huffing & puffing reaches home. he realizes that he saved 5 bucks & informs his wife, jeeto about it. jeeto gets angry and says, "oye, why didn't u chase taxi & save 100 bucks?"
Santa & jeeto had a fight the whole night. later the next morning, santa offered a glass of milk to jeeto. jeeto: u are sorry for fighting with me? santa: no, today is 'nag panchami'.
Preeto: dancing is in my blood. banta: it means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.
Santa talking 2 his son, pappu: u should never lie. one lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 u realise it, u become a lawyer.
Preeto: long hair make a man look so intelligent. jeeto: i found one on santa's coat the other night, and he looked darned foolish.
Jeeto: i had a fine dream last night. i dreamt i was touring the world in a fine car. santa: yes, i heard the engine snorting.
Santa was working for the 1st time in a garment shop. girl: show me an underwear please. santa: well, i haven't worn it today.
Banta: what does idk, idc and g2g mean? santa: i don't know, i don't care, and gotta go. banta: before you leave, you must tell me!
Santa: i went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, "where's the self-help section?" she said, "if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."