Preeto: how do you keep your husband from reading your email? jeeto: rename the email folder as 'instructions manual'.
Banta: in india, we have only postmen, but no postwomen, why? santa: because, they take 9 months to deliver.
Santa goes to a library and asks for a book 'psycho- the rapist' the librarian searches, comes back and says: idiot, the book is called psychotherapist.
Santa: meet my wife, jeeto. banta: oh! i know her. santa: how? banta: we were caught sleeping together. santa: what the hell? banta: during a history lecture.
Santa: i think that girl is deaf. banta: how do you know? santa: i told her, "i love her"; but she said, "my sandals are new!"
A lady calls santa for repairing her door bell. santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. lady calls again. santa replies, "i have been coming daily for the last 4 days, i press the bell but no one comes out."
Jeeto: i didn't know you smoked. when did you start? preeto: that night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ash tray.
Santa: the recruitment consultant asked me 'what do you think of voluntary work? banta: so what was your reply? santa: i said, "i wouldn't do it if you paid me."
Santa: i tried cooking supper with wine tonight. banta: how was it? didn't go so well. after 5 glasses, i forgot why i was even in the kitchen.
Santa: honey, what's the password? jeeto: our anniversary date. santa: i know. you do this on purpose.
Interviewer: just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape? santa: it's simple! i will stop imagining!