Santa : now i know why these women on fashion tv are so thin! banta: why? santa: because no matter what time you watch them on any fashion channel, you'll always find them walking on the ramp!
Santa was told by his doctor that, "maybe one day he would get parkinson's or alzheimer's?" pat came the reply, "i better get parkinson's because it is better to spill half a peg of scotch than forget where one kept the bottle!"
On a crowded bus, banta noticed that santa had his eyes closed. "what's the matter? are you sick?" he asked. "no, i'm okay. it's just that i hate to see old ladies standing", replied santa.
Santa: i tried this new onion diet i read about. onion 4 breakfast, lunch & dinner. banta: so did you lose any weight? santa: no, but i lost a lot of friends.
Santa goes to a petrol pump & sees a board, "don't use your mobile here." he picks his mobile phone, calls jeeto and banta from his phone & advises them to desist calling him for the next 10 minutes.
Santa: why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? banta: i can't see the agony of the audience.
Santa: my son, pappu is a genius? banta: how can you say that? santa: he doesn't know how to drive a car. banta: what's the co-relation? santa: even einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.