Banta: suggest some good movie? santa: snakes on a plane. banta: what's it about? santa: horses... horses on a boat.
Santa: the wife caught me cheating yesterday. it was a stupid and careless mistake. banta: oh my god! so bad. santa: yep, it's sad, she's never going to play 'monopoly' with me again.
"what do you do?" santa asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. girl: i'm a nurse. i wish i could be ill and let you nurse me," santa whispered in her ear. girl: that would be miraculous. i work in the maternity ward.
Santa: doctor, are you sure i'm suffering from pneumonia? i've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus. doctor: don't worry, it won't happen to you. if i treat someone with pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia only.
Banta: as soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me. santa: that's really impressive. exactly, what do they do? banta: they start running.
Doctor: there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? santa: shhh, doctor! there are 3 dogs sitting outside in the waiting room!
Jeeto: what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my body? santa after looking at her from head to toe replied, "i like your sense of humour"!
Santa: how much is my mobile bill? call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill. santa: stupid! i have already paid my electricity bill. i want to know my mobile bill and not 'current' bill.