The doctor took santa into the room and said, "santa ji, i have some good news and some bad news". santa: oh, no. give me the good news, i guess. doctor: they're going to name a disease after you.
Santa: i hate it when my wife asks me to hold her purse. banta: what's wrong in it? santa: i don't like it when it doesn't match with what i'm wearing.
Santa: the doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. banta: and did you? santa: yes, i had to sell the car to pay the bill.
Pappu: papa, what do i give my girlfriend as a gift? santa: how does she look? pappu: she looks very sweet and pretty. santa: give her my number.
Santa: my wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. banta: so how did you do it? santa: he's a weakling. so i punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.
Santa was buying the movie tickets again and again. banta: why are you buying the movie tickets again and again? santa: some fool is standing near the door and tearing my tickets.
Santa: sorry, i missed your call. banta: it wasn't once, i called you thrice. santa: i was too busy dancing to the ringtone!