Santa: my wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. i am sure there would be a fight between us tonight. banta: but why fight? santa: bcoz she simply would get back and tell me everything that's wrong with me.
Santa: i believe trust is the very key in a relationship. banta: i have to really agree with you on it. but what's your experience on it? santa: you see, if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure that she won't tell your wife?
Santa: let's not blame sachin tendulkar for not retiring. banta: why? santa: you see that since he became an mp, he shouldn't be pressed for retirement as politicians simply don't retire.
Santa: did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? banta: i would sure love to know more about it. santa: he died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Banta: are you going to attend the boss' funeral? santa: oh no! i'm working today. my motto is business before pleasure.
Banta: i am struggling to find a good birthday present for my wife. please suggest something that would simply surprise her! santa: how about a divorce?
Santa goes into a chemist's shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. he pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist, "could you taste this, please?" the chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. santa: does it taste sweet? chemist: no, not at all. santa: good. the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.
Santa: i'm so sick n tired of friends who can't handle their alcohol. banta: what happened? santa: the other night, they dropped me three times while carrying me to the car!
Santa: i started a website for female drivers but i am simply unhappy about it. banta: what's the problem? santa: it keeps crashing.
Banta: why are you sad today? santa: the employees of my company are accusing me of hiring my secretary for her looks. it's really crazy because during the interview, i don't remember staring at her face even once.
Santa: women are like microwaves. banta: how? because they cook food? santa: no. because they are hazardous to our health.
Santa: yesterday, i was really bugged. banta: what happened? santa: i asked so many people for directions but i couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.