Santa: jeeto told me that she needed some "alone time". banta: so what did you do? santa: i made her an "orkut account"!
Santa to his boss, "it is said that crime doesn't pay". boss: quite right. santa: does that mean that my job is a crime?
Santa calls in sick informing his boss8a9, "i have rectal glaucoma". "what's that?", asks the boss. santa replies, "i just can't see my ass coming in to work today".
Santa: i went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because i forgot something. banta: what did you forget? santa: i forgot that i'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.
Banta: that's an awful gash you've got on your forehead! how did you get it? santa: i bit myself. banta: how the hell did you manage to bite yourself on the forehead? santa: i stood on a chair.
Salesman: sir, which shaving cream do u use? banta: kumara's salesman: which after shave do you use? banta: kumara's salesman: which toothpaste do you use? banta: kumara's ? salesman: which shampoo do you use? banta: kumara's salesman: sir, what is this kumara's? is it an international brand? banta: no, he is my roommate.
During a recent password audit, it was found that santa was using the following password on his office desktop system: bittupappuluckyhappysonupinkyraniguddi office aministrator: why such a long password? santa: because the policy states that it has to be at least 8 characters long.
Sitting in a bar having drinks with banta, santa casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar and said, "that's us in ten years". banta glanced and replied, "that's mirror". santa: oh! deepshit!
Santa: i just wish my wife could look down from heaven and see me now. banta: what are you talking about? she's still alive. santa: exactly, that's why it is a wish!
Santa: i gonna change all my passwords to 'women'. banta: but why? santa: nobody seems to figure them out!
Banta: why're you drunk so early? santa: i got a leaflet in my morning newspaper, "are you an alcoholic? call now! we can help". banta: i don't think it helped. so did you call? santa: i called. it turned out to be a liquor shop ad with an offer, "buy 5 & get 2 free"!