Doctor asks santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. santa: i’m in a hurry doc, can i leave my underwear
2 hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. haye haye main to 1100 lungi. dusri boli main to 2100 lungi. peeche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme fm bhi hai!!!
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: what will come first, chicken or egg? o yaar, what ever u order first, will come first.
Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. jeeto: i don't think that is going to help. santa: sure it does. how else could i see the numbers?
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? santa: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Pappu: dad, what is an idiot? santa: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. do you understand me? pappu: no.
Banta: wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? santa: zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. next day he closed his bank account. know why? because the bank's slogan was: we make your dreams come true...
Santa aur jeeto mein larai ho gayi, santa ghar se chala gaya. santa raat ko phone pay: khanay mein kia hai? jeeto: zehar. husb: main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
Jeeto: u know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! santa: yes, i do.that's why it's called heaven!
Santa-kal papa kuwe me gir gaye, bahut chilla rahe the. banta-ab kaise he? santa-theek hi honge, subah se kuwen se koi awaaz nahi aai