Once professor santa asked a plumber to come to his college. you know whyy? because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? santa- hone wali biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya?? dukandar- yahi khaoge ya pack kar doon
Limit of stupidities... teacher:- who is chandra gupt mourya ? . . santa:- mam i think, he's brother of "ganpati bappa mourya":s ;)
Classic insult : santa & ladki standing on the busstop : santa to ladki: nice lipstick ladki : thanks santa : nice top & jeans ladki : thanks . santa : nice ear-ring ladki : thanks . santa : nice neckless . ladki : thank u so much bhaiya . . . . . santa : kamaal hai, fir bhi tu sundar nahi lag rahi ????????????
Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya. jyotishi : tera naam santa singh hai? santa (impressed) : ji maharaaj. jyotishi : preeto teri biwi hai ? santa (in admiring tone) : ji, ji maharaj..! jyotishi : tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai? santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar) ji haan maharaj...! jyotishi : tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain? santa (jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey) maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...! jyotishi : agli baar aana to.. kundli laana..ration card nahin..!
Santa- ?suna hai, tumhari patni ko naukri mil gayi?? banta- ?haa|? santa- ?kaam kya karti hai?? banta- ?logo ko chadati-utaarti hai|? santa ne hairat se poocha- ?kya??? banta ne baat ki safai ki- ?bus conductor ho gayi hai
Teacher : agr koi moti ladki palat k waapis aye toh is sentence ko english me kiya kahenge ? . . . . . . . santa : gol mall returns.
This one is mind boggling...?? ???? 2 sikh soldiers capture a pakistani, gave him a dice?? & said: if u get 1,2,3,4,5,we'll kill u. pakistani askd: aur agar 6 aya to? sikh fauji: kabhi 'ludo' nahi khela kya? phir se chance milega.??
Santa ke pita usa se aaye. pita: teri maa kahan hai? santa: woh toh marr gayee! pita: saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin? santa : maine socha aapko surprise dunga
Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya : mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta."
Santa: is mirror ki kya guarantee hai? shopkeeper: aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega sardar: wah!! pack
Santa: parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi. banta: ab kaisi hai woh? santa: ab theek hi hogi - kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..