Daku mangal singh banta ke ghar mein ghus ayaa.. daku : jaldi bata sona kahan hai , ..! . . banta : oye pura ghar khali hai pada hai, jithe marzi so jao ! ;) :d
Santa: rasgulle hai? dukandaar: nahi,! santa: dekh lunga. dukandaar (gusse me(: kya dekh loge? santa: dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Wife ne santa ko sms kiya kitni der me aa rhe ho? santa ne jawab me sms kiya 20-25 mint me aa rha hu, agr der ho jaye to ye sms fir se padh lena
Wife="i am pregnant." santa- "par mai to england me tha." wife= aapki photo thi na! santa- kamini, ullu mat bana..! photo to kamar tak hi thi..! :-d
Santa- aaj mera beta first class me aaya. teacher- very good. kisme aaya? santa- rajdhani express train me....:-d
Santa-mai bachapan me bahut taqadwar tha. banta-wo kaise? santa-maa kahti hai k jab me rota tha,to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.
Santa-meri biwi parso mar gai,mai rone ki koshish kar raha hu,lekin aasu nahi aa rahe hai? banta-koi baat nahi,sirf socho ki wo vapas aa rahi hai.
Manager- what is your qualification? santa- i am phsd manager- what do u mean by phsd santa- passed high school with difficulty..:-p
Santa gusse se: waiter... chicken biryani me chiken hi nehi hai..! waiter: sir, gulab jamun me kon sa gulab haota hai.! santa- ha yaar, sorry.!
Policeman to santa. sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . santa-oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge.. :p ;)
Snta:- ye thums up walo ne paresaan kr rkhhaa h..,, bnta:- q..??? snta:- yar bv roz raat ko thodi si pila k zid krti h chalo aaj kuch tufaani krte h...
Santa: ladki dekhne gaya ladki ka baap: beta sharab pete ho.. santa: sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf chai chalege.