Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. . banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho. santa-saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu, wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .
Santa apni girlfriend ko ghar le gya. sab darwaze khidkiyan band kardi. light off kar ke uske pas aaya aur bola:- dekh meri watch me light jalti hai...?
Banta,rail ke patri par leta tha. santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega. banta-chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi. . .
Santa: oye tu ladki dekh aaya? kaisi he? tom:rang se kali he aur kaan se kam sunti he santa:zara english me kaho tom: "black-behrry he,
Santa -tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha, to tumne use mana kyu nai kiya.? ladki - mai use mana kaise karti. ! mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. . .
Santa ped ke upar ulta latka hua tha: banta-tu ped par kyo latka hai:| santa-sar dard ki goli khayi thi kahi pet me na chali jaye
Banta- bhai santa paji agr wife apne husband ko nokaar samjhe to ushe kya karna chaheya........????? santa- karna kya hai do char ghar safai karne ke liye or pakad lene chahiye.......
Santa bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do bijli wala:q sir? santa:wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.
Santa to banta in exam hall: "oye extra pen hai kya"? . . . banta:"ek hi hai" . . santa:"abe ek hi chahiye" ;) :d
Gf.- mere b'day par bahut costly gift dena! santa- ok! on the b'day_ santa- your gift. gf.- how sweet! is me kya he? santa- petrol me tale paneer ke pakode.:d
Santa went to hospital for ecg. nurse boli- kapde utaro. . . santa: pehle ecg kar le? ? baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.
Manager asked santa at an interview. -can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? santa replied: p-o-s-t-b-o-x