Lady to inspector santa: my husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! santa: why don't u cook something else.
Santa waitin at bus stop in uk along with 3 women. when bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: no more, no more.
Jeeto & preeto were talking about their new milkman. jeeto: he's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. and so quickly too!, said preeto.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. his son called a doc. doc: wht happened? son: bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da vibration mode te lagaya hai.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to bombay, while landing, he shouted : "bombay-bombay" air hostess : " b-silent please " santa said : " ombay - ombay.....!!!!!!!! "
Santa banta were fighting after exam. sir: y r u fighting? santa : this fool left the answer sheet blank, sir: so what? santa: even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. he got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the movie came to an end.
Santa: ye tv kitne ka hai? salesman: 1lakh rs santa: y anything special? sal: light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega. san: oh, pack it. :)
Santa- agar ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj yaha nai hota jailor- kya kahti thi maa? santa-jab suni hi nai to kya bataoon?
Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili, to apni jeb me khana dalne laga. banta-ye kya? santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.
Santa:- yaar mera pait khrab hai. : : banta :- ek sabse acchi dawa jo tere paas bhi hogi:- santa:- kya banta:- sun. .. . . . tatti ki sabzi. gobar ka rayta ek baar khaale do baar fayda.
Santa roz khada krne ki 1 goli khata tha.. bnta-abe na teri biwi h na koi girlfrnd, goli kyo khata h? snta-bas yun hi undrwear me raunak bni rhti hai.