Santa sent a sms to his pregnant wife. couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. the report said: 'delivered'
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "clean toilets 8 kms." by the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Santa: my dad was an extremely brave man. he once entered a lion's cage. banta: he probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. santa: i didn't say he got out.
Santa: i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? banta: me too, after u leave.
Santa: why americans stop printing stamps with photo of pamela anderson? banta: coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
Santa and jeeto were on an african safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged jeeto with his jaws. jeeto: shoot him, shoot him! santa: i can't. i ran out of film.
Jeeto: u tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. santa: u tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: my mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! banta: oh! that's terrible. santa: yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Santa & banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches banta without message. angry banta calls santa! santa: oye, this was a missed call.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. banta: santa u'll die. santa: u'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?