Santa tells a girl "come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. girl goes at night & really nobody was there.
Santa invested 2 lakhs in a business and suffered huge losses. do u know what the business was? he opened a saloon in punjab!
Santa: i hav'nt slept all nite in the train. banta: y? santa: got upper berth. banta: y did'nt u try to xchnge? santa: oye, there was nobody 2 xchng in the lower berth..
Santa had twins; he named them tin & martin. again he had twins & named them peter & repeater. again he had twins & named them max & climax. next time he had twins, disgusted santa named them tired & retired!
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. santa says... drink quickly...... wife asks why... santa says hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.10.
Santa : sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.... when banta asked what he was doing.... he replied... oye!! higher studies yaar...!!!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. the judge: what'll you take 30 days or rs 3000. santa: i think i'll take the money.
Banta: name the 3 fastest means of communication. santa: telephone, television, tell-a-woman jokes,thisismyindia, this is my india.
Santa: i'm a proud father. my son is in m! edical college. banta: what's he studying?" santa: he's not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: "when i woke up this morning, i felt like going out and getting a job." banta: "did you?" santa: "no. i stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
Titanic was sinking. santa: how much the earth is far from here? banta: 1 kilo meter. santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...in which direction?" banta: downwards!