Santa was writing something very slowly. banta asked: "why are you writing so slowly?" santa: "i'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
Santa at an art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
When santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the judge asked: "how will you divide, you have 3 children?" pat came santa's reply: "ok! we'll apply next year."
Santa was filling up an application form for a job. he was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "salary expected". after much thought he wrote : yes!
Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. banta asks why he does this. santa: "i've been promoted as branch manager."
Teacher: "i killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. santa: the future tense is "you will go to jail.
Santa - "why are all these people running? banta - "this is a race, the winner will get the cup. santa - "if only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
Santa proposed to a girl...... girl said: 'i'm 1 yr elder to you'. santa said: 'oye, no problem soniye, i'll marry you next year.
Postman: i have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. santa: why did u come so far? instead u could have posted it....
Professor banta asked a plumber to come to his college. u know why? because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar and his family went for a party. he introduces himself - i'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........why? because his doctor advised him "today's dinner should be light".