Friend: Look, shooting star, let's make a wish. Boy: I wish I had a girlfriend. Shooting Star goes back to the galaxy!
Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode. Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?
Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School. And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!
In January - I'll make good friends this year. In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery. I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
When a Marwadi gets kidnapped: Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do. Kidnapper connects the call. Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
A person faints at a restaurant: Waiter: Is some Doctor here? Man: I'm a CA. Waiter: What? Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
Yes, it's true, exercise helps you with your decision-making. After going to the gym for the first time, I've decided that I am not going there again!