Crush: Poets attract me most. Boy: I am a Poet. Crush: Sunao Kuch Boy: Jhut Bolna Paap Hai, Ghar Ke Neeche Saanp Hai, Kaali Mata Aayegi, Aag Laga Ke Jayegi!
Why some boys are always single: Pappu: Bhaji, Woh Ladki Line De Rahi Hai Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puch. Bunty: Didi, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
Pro Tip: Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys!
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves!
Girl: Dad I want a robot that blindly follows my commands and doesn't question me. Dad: That means you are ready to get married now!
Things I and my laptop have in common: Slow Difficult to wake up from sleep Struggles to complete basic tasks