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Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls? Indian: Yes. Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes!
The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days: 99.4, 99.5, 99.8, 99.9. The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever!
The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that - He works at Google & I Google at work!
A South Indian couple adopted a kid named Lokesh. They changed his name to Lokeshan. He drives UBER - 'Lokeshan has reached your location"!
Interviewer: You're asking a very high salary for someone who has no experience in this field. Candidate: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I have no idea what I'm doing!
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minutes jog. So now I sit in the park laughing at all the joggers!
On my birthday, my friend messaged me in short, "HBD HBD HBD". So now on his anniversary, I messaged him, "HA HA HA". And he blocked me. Did I say anything wrong?
A Marwadi gets a heart attack. Friend: Fortis hospital is nearest, let's take him there. Marwadi: Wait, I'm feeling better now!
Patanjali is now an INR 12,000 Crore empire, selling ayurvedic biscuits, soaps and even Noodles. They have proven beyond any doubts that you don't always need half naked women to sell products. Half-naked men are also equally effective!