Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss. Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche. Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain!
In Winters: Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold. India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!
Conversation in Heaven: Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house. American: I died because of a hurricane. Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge? Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
Dear Indigo, My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A. Please do the needful!