Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata? Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Inside the examination hall: Boy: Date? Girl: No Boy: Aaj Ki Date? Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi. Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do!
Boy: Why you look so mean? Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
Boy: Would you like to go out with me? Girl: No Boy: Will you ever answer with yes? Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
Girl: Why don't you go to a gym? Boy: Why should I go? Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!
Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass? Boy: One Plus Five Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes. "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge." A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans. "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!"
Difference between boys and girls: Boy: Stuck in traffic. Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar? Girl: Stuck in traffic. Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke!
Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top. Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!