While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
Boy: Will you be my Valentine? Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone. Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut? Boy: I washed it. Girl: But it looks really different. Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
While Chatting: Girl: Do you drink? Boy: No Girl: Do you smoke? Boy: No Girl: Then how do you have fun in life? Boy: I lie!
Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think? Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
While Chatting: Girl: Please don't ever love another girl. Boy: I can't promise. Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about? Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you. Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy? Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India. Girl: Who is he? Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer. Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: And video games? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: What else can you leave? Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!